bryantbubbly:

Why hit rock bottom when you can hit my prostate?

9:31 pm  •  12 April 2014  •  2 notes
  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
  • 10:09 am  •  12 April 2014  •  189,609 notes

    shego:

    people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

    10:13 pm  •  11 April 2014  •  1,133,798 notes

    asktheundeadroyals:

    15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

    9:19 pm  •  11 April 2014  •  154,318 notes

    prollyright:

    napping together is my kind of date

    9:31 pm  •  10 April 2014  •  133,642 notes

    fleurdelisee:

    polygonal-lasso:

    I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

    9:27 pm  •  10 April 2014  •  91,340 notes
    Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.
    9:27 pm  •  10 April 2014  •  190,189 notes